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The adventures of a not-quite-supermodel whose life resembles 'Superbad'.
Jul 07
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To the woman who had too many feelings. I saw a video of her dead on the street in New York. Fuck you Geraldo for impressing her dead face in my memory. It’s been hell. Three people I knew have died this week. I miss you all so much.

To the woman who had too many feelings.

I saw a video of her dead on the street in New York. Fuck you Geraldo for impressing her dead face in my memory.

It’s been hell. Three people I knew have died this week. I miss you all so much.

May 10
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My little hips are inhibited by my mothers.I love you. 

My little hips are inhibited by my mothers.

I love you. 

Apr 13
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Soooooon son. Hip-hop thinking saved my life.  I’m seeing N.E.R.D., Rihanna, Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco on Saturday. No lie, I am very, very excited. I think that memoirs should be fiction. And yes I am watching Comedy Central. “Are you cursing at me in Jewish?”I have the worst head ache as a result of the come down. Pharmaceuticals will be the death of me. Plan-B gives me cramps, and life is just peachy.It was 90 degrees out today. I think the lying people around me are melting away in the heat. This one goes out to the meth-heads who don’t know when to shut their mouths.  

Soooooon son.

Hip-hop thinking saved my life.  I’m seeing N.E.R.D., Rihanna, Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco on Saturday. No lie, I am very, very excited.

I think that memoirs should be fiction. And yes I am watching Comedy Central. “Are you cursing at me in Jewish?”

I have the worst head ache as a result of the come down. Pharmaceuticals will be the death of me. Plan-B gives me cramps, and life is just peachy.

It was 90 degrees out today. I think the lying people around me are melting away in the heat.

This one goes out to the meth-heads who don’t know when to shut their mouths.  

Apr 06
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Kate Moss would be proud.

Kate Moss would be proud.

Mar 15
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I’m very proud of myself for being respectful last night and not raising my voice/cursing last night. I presented my case (the truth) in a polite and unassuming manner and that’s all I could ask of myself.

Mar 09
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I look back on last night and it’s like, what the hell was I thinking?

I spent last night defending too many people, having too many drinks, and dancing on too many islands. It’s fun being young but I have a career and it’s time to grow up. It’s sad coming to this realization but honestly- if you don’t know how to go out on top all you’re gonna do is fall.

Mar 05
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“ If we get married you aren’t cooking anything. You’re not even touching the stove. You’re not touching anything, not even the kids.
Feb 29
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I really do love my life.Gingers are magical.  

I really do love my life.

Gingers are magical.  

Feb 27
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“ The only thing I haven’t done yet is died. And it’s me and my plus-one at the afterlife.
— “Thriller” Fall Out Boy
Feb 25
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Tequlia mockingbird.  This is how I spent my birthday night. This is the after effect of the Godzilla and Jose Cuervo. I yelled out while I was on the floor, “John! Take pictures so I remember to never do this again.”Shut your lips and learn.  

Tequlia mockingbird. 

 This is how I spent my birthday night. This is the after effect of the Godzilla and Jose Cuervo. I yelled out while I was on the floor, “John! Take pictures so I remember to never do this again.”

Shut your lips and learn.